1 00:00:52,000 --> 00:00:53,360 Gotcha! 2 00:00:58,480 --> 00:01:01,000 The Swan: Peeping tom! Peeping tom! 3 00:01:05,000 --> 00:01:09,200 You complete and utter birdy-turd! 4 00:01:43,640 --> 00:01:47,240 {\an8}Look at this! "Another busy night for 'The Swan.'" 5 00:01:47,320 --> 00:01:48,840 {\an8}- Thank you. - You're welcome. 6 00:01:48,920 --> 00:01:51,280 {\an8}What's this? - It's "The Stratford Star." 7 00:01:51,360 --> 00:01:53,240 {\an8}"Stratford's mysterious caped crusader 8 00:01:53,320 --> 00:01:54,720 was out again last night, 9 00:01:54,800 --> 00:01:57,120 proving he's 'swan' in a million, 10 00:01:57,200 --> 00:01:59,600 tackling 'fowl' play of all kinds." 11 00:01:59,680 --> 00:02:00,760 That's very good. 12 00:02:00,840 --> 00:02:02,160 Frank, to think you met him. 13 00:02:02,240 --> 00:02:03,760 Lucky you! 14 00:02:03,840 --> 00:02:06,720 "Last night, The Swan prevented five phone thefts, 15 00:02:06,800 --> 00:02:08,440 stopped three graffiti taggers..." 16 00:02:08,520 --> 00:02:11,120 And screwed up a job we really needed. 17 00:02:11,200 --> 00:02:13,680 Hope that featherbrain realises what he's cost us. 18 00:02:13,760 --> 00:02:15,120 It was one mistake, Frank. 19 00:02:15,200 --> 00:02:17,080 And sometimes you can look a little bit... 20 00:02:17,160 --> 00:02:19,040 A little bit what? 21 00:02:19,120 --> 00:02:21,160 What happened to that tracker you put in the parcel? 22 00:02:21,240 --> 00:02:22,320 How's that doing? 23 00:02:22,400 --> 00:02:24,120 It's not connecting. 24 00:02:24,200 --> 00:02:26,680 Is that because it was a cheap piece of kit? 25 00:02:26,760 --> 00:02:28,280 We're being "thrugal." 26 00:02:28,360 --> 00:02:29,960 Did you turn it on, Frank? 27 00:02:30,040 --> 00:02:32,160 - It's "frugal." - That's what I said. 28 00:02:32,240 --> 00:02:33,760 Have you updated the client? 29 00:02:33,840 --> 00:02:36,040 Erm, yes, I have. 30 00:02:36,120 --> 00:02:39,000 He said-- Erm, where is it? 31 00:02:39,080 --> 00:02:43,720 We are "no better than the useless police." 32 00:02:43,800 --> 00:02:46,720 And then he sacked us with immediate effect. 33 00:02:47,720 --> 00:02:49,520 On the bright side, we saved him the embarrassment 34 00:02:49,600 --> 00:02:51,400 of wearing that watch he sent out for. 35 00:02:51,480 --> 00:02:54,520 - Ugh. One of a kind. - Thank goodness. 36 00:02:54,600 --> 00:02:55,880 Interesting. 37 00:02:55,960 --> 00:02:59,200 "One local resident, Thea Williams, 24, 38 00:02:59,280 --> 00:03:03,480 barrister at Willow Warbler Coffee..." 39 00:03:03,560 --> 00:03:06,680 "Barista at Willow Warbler Coffee... 40 00:03:06,760 --> 00:03:08,400 is so keen to meet The Swan 41 00:03:08,480 --> 00:03:10,480 that she's offering a significant reward 42 00:03:10,560 --> 00:03:12,600 for anyone who can unmask him." 43 00:03:12,680 --> 00:03:14,120 How significant? 44 00:03:16,680 --> 00:03:17,920 Thanks for meeting with us. 45 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:19,400 No. Thank you. 46 00:03:19,480 --> 00:03:21,120 If anyone can unmask him, P.I.'s can, right? 47 00:03:21,200 --> 00:03:23,560 - Well, we'll try. - Er, for the reward. 48 00:03:23,640 --> 00:03:25,400 Oh, of course. You're professionals. 49 00:03:25,480 --> 00:03:26,880 Well, I am. 50 00:03:26,960 --> 00:03:28,440 Erm, so am I. 51 00:03:28,520 --> 00:03:30,560 So tell us about your experience, then. 52 00:03:30,640 --> 00:03:32,960 Apparently, according to the local newspaper, you've met him? 53 00:03:33,040 --> 00:03:35,680 Yeah, I was walking home one day down by the river, 54 00:03:35,760 --> 00:03:38,000 and then some kid cycled past and grabbed my phone. 55 00:03:38,080 --> 00:03:39,600 - Oh. - I screamed for help, 56 00:03:39,680 --> 00:03:42,720 and then suddenly... The Swan appeared. 57 00:03:42,800 --> 00:03:44,880 Any distinguishing features? 58 00:03:44,960 --> 00:03:47,560 Uh, long neck? Feathers? 59 00:03:47,640 --> 00:03:50,320 He had his mask on. I did see him smile, though. 60 00:03:51,280 --> 00:03:52,720 That's when I knew. 61 00:03:52,800 --> 00:03:54,000 Knew what? 62 00:03:54,080 --> 00:03:56,600 Every superhero needs a love interest. 63 00:03:56,680 --> 00:03:59,640 Yeah. Tell us... 64 00:03:59,720 --> 00:04:02,080 Do you know anyone else who's been helped by him? 65 00:04:02,160 --> 00:04:06,800 Er, there's Vernon at our LCS, er, local comic shop. 66 00:04:06,880 --> 00:04:09,440 Comic Timing. I love it there. 67 00:04:09,520 --> 00:04:13,280 It's such a nerdy, happy place. 68 00:04:13,360 --> 00:04:16,480 What are you talking about? You're a liar! 69 00:04:16,560 --> 00:04:18,680 I have reliable sources saying you know him... 70 00:04:18,760 --> 00:04:21,480 like Clark Kent knows Superman. 71 00:04:21,560 --> 00:04:23,840 April, that's ridiculous! 72 00:04:23,920 --> 00:04:26,960 Oh! Are you like the sad, old butler guy, then? 73 00:04:27,040 --> 00:04:29,080 Ooh, or the, erm, dweeby gadget man? 74 00:04:29,160 --> 00:04:30,600 Ugh. It's all so tragic. 75 00:04:30,680 --> 00:04:33,000 Right. I thank you not to come into my shop 76 00:04:33,080 --> 00:04:34,800 and insult the magnificent universes 77 00:04:34,880 --> 00:04:36,800 that we love, yet again! 78 00:04:36,880 --> 00:04:38,960 Yeah, yeah. Insulted, et cetera. 79 00:04:39,040 --> 00:04:40,440 Can we hurry up? I've got a deadline. 80 00:04:43,080 --> 00:04:45,440 Oh. [ Chuckles ] Sorry. 81 00:04:45,520 --> 00:04:48,280 That's, uh-- That's a lovely scarf. 82 00:04:48,360 --> 00:04:50,360 It wouldn't suit you. 83 00:04:53,200 --> 00:04:55,960 I've got customers. I'll be with you in a minute. 84 00:04:56,040 --> 00:04:58,240 - Look, love-- - Er, don't patronise me. 85 00:04:58,320 --> 00:05:00,920 I'm not one of your damsels in distress. 86 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:05,160 Look, you can tell The Swan that he, like you, 87 00:05:05,240 --> 00:05:08,080 can run, but he can't hide. 88 00:05:10,680 --> 00:05:13,760 Ah. Hello. 89 00:05:13,840 --> 00:05:15,520 You looking for a story? 90 00:05:15,600 --> 00:05:17,600 I can give you a call! 91 00:05:19,160 --> 00:05:20,800 Hey, Vern. What's up, my man? 92 00:05:20,880 --> 00:05:22,600 No, you're the man. New editions? 93 00:05:22,680 --> 00:05:25,840 Yeah. You gonna open them right now, aren't you? 94 00:05:25,920 --> 00:05:28,440 - Zak! - Snoozing. 95 00:05:28,520 --> 00:05:31,280 Mate! Wake up! We've got new editions! 96 00:05:33,560 --> 00:05:35,040 My son. 97 00:05:35,120 --> 00:05:36,840 Rather more somnolent these days, 98 00:05:36,920 --> 00:05:38,240 even by art-student standards. 99 00:05:38,320 --> 00:05:41,160 Oh, like so Frank Miller! 100 00:05:41,240 --> 00:05:43,640 Erm, is there anything I can help you with, 101 00:05:43,720 --> 00:05:44,960 or are you just perusing, 102 00:05:45,040 --> 00:05:46,680 as Beetleboots said to Captain Diatom? 103 00:05:46,760 --> 00:05:48,800 A-ha. Did he? 104 00:05:48,880 --> 00:05:50,720 I'm Frank Shakespeare. This is Lu Hathaway. 105 00:05:50,800 --> 00:05:52,160 No. I'm Frank Hathaway. And-- 106 00:05:52,240 --> 00:05:54,480 - Erm, erm, I'm Frank Hathaway. - Lu Shakespeare. 107 00:05:54,560 --> 00:05:56,000 And we're private investigators. - Yeah. 108 00:05:56,080 --> 00:05:57,640 And our current client is really keen 109 00:05:57,720 --> 00:05:59,680 for us to identify The Swan. 110 00:05:59,760 --> 00:06:01,840 They thought you might be able to help with that. 111 00:06:01,920 --> 00:06:04,600 Well, doesn't everyone? But I can't, I'm afraid. 112 00:06:04,680 --> 00:06:07,000 He helped tackle some thieves that were stealing my bag once. 113 00:06:07,080 --> 00:06:08,520 - That's it. - Where was that? 114 00:06:08,600 --> 00:06:10,040 The river path. 115 00:06:10,120 --> 00:06:12,560 And Zak, erm, saw him stop some kids 116 00:06:12,640 --> 00:06:14,040 from graffitiing our shutters. 117 00:06:14,120 --> 00:06:16,560 Haven't so much as spoken to him, I'm afraid. 118 00:06:16,640 --> 00:06:19,200 Yes! I knew BarbelBoy would get him! 119 00:06:19,280 --> 00:06:20,280 Wham! Pow! 120 00:06:24,480 --> 00:06:26,120 - Hi. - Hey. 121 00:06:29,520 --> 00:06:31,680 Ah. Any joy with Vern? 122 00:06:31,760 --> 00:06:34,640 Well, there's a rumour going 'round... 123 00:06:34,720 --> 00:06:36,200 it's him. 124 00:06:36,280 --> 00:06:37,960 No way. 125 00:06:38,040 --> 00:06:41,480 I mean, he's a nice guy, but I don't think "hero," you know? 126 00:06:41,560 --> 00:06:43,560 Hmm. 127 00:06:47,280 --> 00:06:49,600 Oh. Hello. 128 00:06:49,680 --> 00:06:53,040 Oh. We meet again. 129 00:06:53,120 --> 00:06:55,280 Did we meet before? 130 00:06:55,360 --> 00:06:58,000 April Le Fer. I'm a freelance journalist, investigative. 131 00:06:58,080 --> 00:07:00,600 - Oh, I'm-- - And I need a coffee. 132 00:07:00,680 --> 00:07:02,680 Service! 133 00:07:03,080 --> 00:07:05,800 Oh. Hello. 134 00:07:05,880 --> 00:07:07,160 What would you like? 135 00:07:07,240 --> 00:07:10,040 Oh, well, I think you know. 136 00:07:10,120 --> 00:07:12,160 The usual, then. 137 00:07:12,240 --> 00:07:14,240 Comin' up. 138 00:07:17,040 --> 00:07:19,280 So, erm, 139 00:07:19,360 --> 00:07:20,760 you're looking for The Swan, too? 140 00:07:20,840 --> 00:07:23,280 "Too"? Oh. Perfect. 141 00:07:23,360 --> 00:07:25,440 I love competition. Which paper? 142 00:07:25,520 --> 00:07:28,280 Oh, no. We're not journalists. We are private investigators. 143 00:07:28,360 --> 00:07:30,160 Investigating for a client. 144 00:07:30,240 --> 00:07:31,840 Intriguing. 145 00:07:31,920 --> 00:07:33,560 Well, seeing as though we're chasing the same prize, 146 00:07:33,640 --> 00:07:35,200 how about we share leads? 147 00:07:35,280 --> 00:07:36,640 Can I have your card? 148 00:07:36,720 --> 00:07:37,720 - Oh. - Oh. 149 00:07:37,800 --> 00:07:39,040 Yes. 150 00:07:39,120 --> 00:07:41,280 No. I've got one. Heh. 151 00:07:42,240 --> 00:07:44,720 - There you go. - And here's mine. 152 00:07:44,800 --> 00:07:46,800 Thank y-- 153 00:07:48,120 --> 00:07:50,800 I daresay you'll appreciate professional help. 154 00:07:55,480 --> 00:07:57,840 "Professional help"?! The cheek! 155 00:07:57,920 --> 00:07:59,560 We'll work this out ourselves. Thank you very much. 156 00:07:59,640 --> 00:08:01,000 Yeah, too right. 157 00:08:01,080 --> 00:08:03,840 So, did you notice Vernon's son in the shop? 158 00:08:03,920 --> 00:08:05,360 - Zak? - Yeah. 159 00:08:05,440 --> 00:08:07,160 Yeah, he had all the hero moves, 160 00:08:07,240 --> 00:08:09,000 and Vernon said he's always tired, 161 00:08:09,080 --> 00:08:10,680 which you would be if you were out 162 00:08:10,760 --> 00:08:11,960 catching criminals at night, wouldn't you? 163 00:08:12,040 --> 00:08:14,480 Or... if you're working a second job. 164 00:08:14,560 --> 00:08:16,880 I've seen him in the Mucky Mallard collecting glasses. 165 00:08:16,960 --> 00:08:18,720 He's new. Rubbish. 166 00:08:18,800 --> 00:08:21,200 Hm. Okay. Well, what about Van Man? 167 00:08:21,280 --> 00:08:22,480 He was mad about heroes, 168 00:08:22,560 --> 00:08:24,960 and he was, you know, quite muscly. 169 00:08:25,040 --> 00:08:26,560 Oh. Was he? Didn't notice. 170 00:08:26,640 --> 00:08:28,120 I'm just saying. 171 00:08:28,200 --> 00:08:30,720 You know, he-- Oh! 172 00:08:30,800 --> 00:08:33,280 Hello, April. Progress? 173 00:08:33,360 --> 00:08:35,720 Well, you know us pros don't waste time. 174 00:08:35,800 --> 00:08:37,520 I've found out who The Swan is. 175 00:08:37,600 --> 00:08:39,320 How?! Who?! Who is it?! 176 00:08:39,400 --> 00:08:41,920 Hey! Hey, hey, hey, hey! 177 00:08:42,520 --> 00:08:45,920 Frank! It's The Swan! 178 00:08:48,560 --> 00:08:50,120 Frank, are you getting this?! 179 00:08:50,200 --> 00:08:52,240 Yeah. It's a terrible line. 180 00:08:52,320 --> 00:08:54,120 Anyway, look, my source is coming 181 00:08:54,200 --> 00:08:55,760 to tell all about The Swan. 182 00:08:55,840 --> 00:08:59,160 My office. 6:00 p.m. Do join us. 183 00:09:01,440 --> 00:09:04,200 Oh! Thank you! Thank you very much! 184 00:09:04,280 --> 00:09:07,040 You're welcome. You'll be there, then? 185 00:09:07,120 --> 00:09:08,960 What? Where? Sorry? 186 00:09:11,120 --> 00:09:14,280 My office. 6:00 p.m. 187 00:09:32,600 --> 00:09:34,600 She wants a cut of the reward. We're not going. 188 00:09:34,680 --> 00:09:37,840 Well, if April finds him first, we'll get nothing. 189 00:09:38,720 --> 00:09:41,120 Her meeting is not till 6:00. 190 00:09:41,200 --> 00:09:43,800 We've got a few hours to find him ourselves. 191 00:09:43,880 --> 00:09:45,520 And you've got that photo of him. 192 00:09:45,600 --> 00:09:47,440 - You saw The Swan?! - Yeah. 193 00:09:49,000 --> 00:09:50,600 - Oh. - Oh. 194 00:09:50,680 --> 00:09:52,760 Well, now, I didn't really get a chance to zoom in. 195 00:09:52,840 --> 00:09:56,080 I think I can see-- Is that a pigeon? 196 00:09:56,160 --> 00:09:57,640 Photos won't help us anyway. 197 00:09:57,720 --> 00:09:59,760 If he's in disguise, we need to get closer. 198 00:09:59,840 --> 00:10:01,720 Yes. We need to lure him out. 199 00:10:01,800 --> 00:10:06,240 Yes! And I have an idea. 200 00:10:28,440 --> 00:10:30,640 No. 201 00:10:38,400 --> 00:10:41,640 Hey. Hey. 202 00:10:41,720 --> 00:10:42,680 Oh. 203 00:10:42,760 --> 00:10:44,760 That's in my hair. 204 00:10:44,840 --> 00:10:47,360 - Oh. - Ah, nearly. 205 00:10:47,440 --> 00:10:49,440 Go on for me. 206 00:10:52,120 --> 00:10:54,480 Whey-hey! 207 00:11:05,840 --> 00:11:08,600 It's a Diplodocus, surely. 208 00:11:10,760 --> 00:11:13,720 Looks like the Turin Shroud. 209 00:11:17,160 --> 00:11:19,320 Or a llama? 210 00:11:21,400 --> 00:11:24,600 Come on, Frank, it's been three hours. 211 00:11:24,680 --> 00:11:26,920 We're not going anywhere yet. 212 00:11:30,480 --> 00:11:32,440 Alright. 213 00:11:32,520 --> 00:11:36,000 If you had a superpower, what would it be? 214 00:11:36,080 --> 00:11:38,200 Ah, now, that's the big question. 215 00:11:38,280 --> 00:11:39,720 - Mm. - You see, flying, 216 00:11:39,800 --> 00:11:42,040 - strong possibility. - Very good. 217 00:11:42,120 --> 00:11:44,400 Got it-- Necromancy. 218 00:11:44,480 --> 00:11:46,760 What? With dead people? 219 00:11:46,840 --> 00:11:50,360 Yeah. Talking to them. Talking to dead people. 220 00:11:50,440 --> 00:11:53,040 Oh, right. Yes. Mm. 221 00:11:53,120 --> 00:11:55,920 Bit morbid, but I suppose you'd solve the murders faster. 222 00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:57,320 Well, you could get the answer off the corpse, you know. 223 00:11:57,400 --> 00:11:58,960 Mm, ask them. 224 00:11:59,040 --> 00:12:00,360 What about you? 225 00:12:00,440 --> 00:12:02,760 Me? I've already got one. 226 00:12:02,840 --> 00:12:04,440 - Yeah? - Mm. 227 00:12:04,520 --> 00:12:05,520 I'm a mind reader. 228 00:12:05,600 --> 00:12:07,800 What? 229 00:12:07,880 --> 00:12:09,520 I am. 230 00:12:09,600 --> 00:12:11,440 Come on, then. Go on. 231 00:12:14,160 --> 00:12:16,280 Mm. 232 00:12:16,360 --> 00:12:18,400 You're wondering if I'm going to offer you the last one of these. 233 00:12:18,480 --> 00:12:21,080 Ha. Wrong. 234 00:12:21,160 --> 00:12:22,320 Do you want the last one of these? 235 00:12:22,400 --> 00:12:24,400 Yes, please. 236 00:12:26,480 --> 00:12:29,480 You were also thinking it's never a great idea 237 00:12:29,560 --> 00:12:31,560 to cut off your nose to spite your face. 238 00:12:31,640 --> 00:12:33,240 Especially when there's money to lose. 239 00:12:33,320 --> 00:12:35,320 Money you need. 240 00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:41,520 Shall we go and see April? 241 00:12:41,600 --> 00:12:43,280 You've got the address? 242 00:12:43,360 --> 00:12:45,840 - You've got it, haven't you? - Oh, yeah. 243 00:12:49,680 --> 00:12:51,880 Here you go. 244 00:13:09,600 --> 00:13:11,080 Stupid temporary traffic lights. 245 00:13:11,160 --> 00:13:12,520 I'll tell you what you should have done. 246 00:13:12,600 --> 00:13:14,280 Should have gone to Old Town, hang a left. 247 00:13:14,360 --> 00:13:15,600 - That's one way. - Alright. 248 00:13:15,680 --> 00:13:17,280 Down Bridge Street to the roundabout. 249 00:13:17,360 --> 00:13:18,640 Well, I'll tell you what. Next time, why don't you drive? 250 00:13:18,720 --> 00:13:21,120 Oh, no, you can't. You're banned. 251 00:13:23,560 --> 00:13:25,560 Call an ambulance. 252 00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:32,320 Hello? Ambulance, please. And police. 253 00:13:44,680 --> 00:13:46,720 And a white cape. 254 00:13:46,800 --> 00:13:48,360 Yeah, but it could have been anyone. 255 00:13:48,440 --> 00:13:50,720 Yeah. Tons of men running 'round Stratford 256 00:13:50,800 --> 00:13:52,520 in feathers and tights. 257 00:13:52,600 --> 00:13:54,600 Right. Put a call out, all cars. 258 00:13:54,680 --> 00:13:56,920 Anyone sees The Swan, arrest him. 259 00:13:57,000 --> 00:13:58,840 Meddling idiot's gone too far this time. 260 00:13:58,920 --> 00:14:00,720 Well, actually, 261 00:14:00,800 --> 00:14:02,800 that "idiot" has done some really good things. 262 00:14:02,880 --> 00:14:04,520 So I'm just saying. 263 00:14:04,600 --> 00:14:06,480 Why would he want to murder someone? 264 00:14:06,560 --> 00:14:08,440 Protect his identity. 265 00:14:08,520 --> 00:14:10,720 Obviously, Miss Le Fer was onto him. 266 00:14:10,800 --> 00:14:12,840 And now we'll be, too. 267 00:14:12,920 --> 00:14:14,800 He thinks the police are so inept? 268 00:14:14,880 --> 00:14:19,280 I'll show him how "ept" we really are. 269 00:14:19,360 --> 00:14:20,560 Him and his black and white buddy. 270 00:14:20,640 --> 00:14:22,440 Black and white what? His what? 271 00:14:22,520 --> 00:14:25,800 Oh, you haven't heard about The Magpie? 272 00:14:25,880 --> 00:14:28,080 He's The Swan's sidekick. 273 00:14:28,160 --> 00:14:32,560 No, no, we heard it was The Lesser Moustachioed Great Tit. 274 00:14:32,640 --> 00:14:35,720 You really are quite the twitcher, aren't you, Frank? 275 00:14:35,800 --> 00:14:38,720 Leave the proper bird hunting to the big boys, yeah? 276 00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:42,560 What now? 277 00:14:42,640 --> 00:14:45,880 Do we still want to try and unmask The Swan? 278 00:14:45,960 --> 00:14:48,400 We need to talk to Thea. 279 00:15:01,280 --> 00:15:03,640 Yeah, cheers. 280 00:15:03,720 --> 00:15:06,520 - Well? - The reward still stands. 281 00:15:06,600 --> 00:15:08,480 Might still be able to pay the bills this month. 282 00:15:08,560 --> 00:15:10,200 Did you tell her he's now a murderer? 283 00:15:10,280 --> 00:15:12,920 A suspected murderer. The Swan's a superhero. 284 00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:14,080 He's not a villain. 285 00:15:14,160 --> 00:15:16,040 Er, come on. 286 00:15:16,120 --> 00:15:17,760 We saw someone in a white cape running away. 287 00:15:17,840 --> 00:15:20,280 So? What about The Magpie? 288 00:15:20,360 --> 00:15:23,400 What, there's someone called The Magpie now? 289 00:15:23,480 --> 00:15:26,480 Oh, like that tag on the bus stop. 290 00:15:26,560 --> 00:15:28,240 Who's The Magpie? 291 00:15:28,320 --> 00:15:29,680 For all we know, it could be 292 00:15:29,760 --> 00:15:32,120 a figment of Keeler's imagination. 293 00:15:32,200 --> 00:15:34,600 We definitely know there's a Swan, 294 00:15:34,680 --> 00:15:37,400 because The Swan is who April was trying to unmask. 295 00:15:37,480 --> 00:15:39,880 As are we. Should we be asking for danger money? 296 00:15:39,960 --> 00:15:42,160 No. 297 00:15:42,240 --> 00:15:43,640 I don't know why you think he would murder 298 00:15:43,720 --> 00:15:45,040 to stay anonymous. 299 00:15:45,120 --> 00:15:46,360 Why does he even want to stay anonymous? 300 00:15:46,440 --> 00:15:48,000 Everybody loves him. 301 00:15:48,080 --> 00:15:50,440 So maybe he had another beef with April. 302 00:15:50,520 --> 00:15:53,200 True. Either way, we find the murderer, 303 00:15:53,280 --> 00:15:54,680 we've found The Swan. 304 00:15:54,760 --> 00:15:57,120 So who didn't like April? 305 00:15:57,200 --> 00:15:59,040 Maybe she'd written something about someone. 306 00:15:59,120 --> 00:16:02,400 Yeah. Maybe she'd upset somebody. 307 00:16:02,480 --> 00:16:04,200 What about that row she was having in the comic shop? 308 00:16:04,280 --> 00:16:07,960 Yeah, she really laid into Vernon, didn't she? 309 00:16:08,040 --> 00:16:10,160 Maybe we should check where he was that afternoon. 310 00:16:10,240 --> 00:16:12,880 Do you mean "super-speedy runner" Vernon McMorris, 311 00:16:12,960 --> 00:16:17,080 who won the Arden Marathon dressed as Batman? 312 00:16:22,920 --> 00:16:24,560 That poor woman. 313 00:16:24,640 --> 00:16:27,080 - Horrible. - Mm, you've heard then. 314 00:16:27,160 --> 00:16:29,400 Yeah. We drove past her office this morning. 315 00:16:29,480 --> 00:16:31,480 Yes. 316 00:16:31,560 --> 00:16:34,560 We were wondering where you were yesterday afternoon. 317 00:16:34,640 --> 00:16:37,280 Good Lord, you can't think that I'd want to hurt April. 318 00:16:37,360 --> 00:16:40,120 Well, you were having that big argument yesterday. 319 00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:42,680 That was simply frustration on her part, 320 00:16:42,760 --> 00:16:43,840 'cos I couldn't help. 321 00:16:43,920 --> 00:16:45,480 Really? It did seem like 322 00:16:45,560 --> 00:16:48,560 it was a little bit-- something a bit bigger, maybe. 323 00:16:48,640 --> 00:16:52,560 She and I had like a long standing spat. 324 00:16:52,640 --> 00:16:54,400 April thought that superhero stories 325 00:16:54,480 --> 00:16:58,600 were full of "pathetic girls and waiting to get rescued." 326 00:16:58,680 --> 00:17:00,480 And-- And I told her, I said, 327 00:17:00,560 --> 00:17:03,320 you know, there's plenty of powerful female characters. 328 00:17:03,400 --> 00:17:07,600 But it wasn't an argument I'd have murdered her for. 329 00:17:07,680 --> 00:17:10,640 Can you think of anyone that might have had issues with her? 330 00:17:10,720 --> 00:17:12,960 Well, most of the people she wrote about. 331 00:17:13,040 --> 00:17:14,960 And she did mention me rather favourably, though, 332 00:17:15,040 --> 00:17:16,240 when I won the marathon. 333 00:17:16,320 --> 00:17:18,600 - Oh, lovely. - Oh. Congratulations. 334 00:17:18,680 --> 00:17:20,280 Yeah, I don't really like to talk about it, 335 00:17:20,360 --> 00:17:22,480 because it can come across like you're boasting 336 00:17:22,560 --> 00:17:24,160 when you got a personal best 337 00:17:24,240 --> 00:17:26,600 and you raised 10,000 for a kids' charity. 338 00:17:26,680 --> 00:17:28,480 So you like to run, 339 00:17:28,560 --> 00:17:30,200 you like to help people, 340 00:17:30,280 --> 00:17:32,040 and you like to dress in skintight Lycra, 341 00:17:32,120 --> 00:17:33,640 but you're definitely not The Swan? 342 00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:37,320 No, no, I'm always here. 343 00:17:37,400 --> 00:17:39,960 I couldn't just swan off every time there was a crime. 344 00:17:40,040 --> 00:17:43,120 Pun intended. And in answer to your question, 345 00:17:43,200 --> 00:17:46,440 yesterday afternoon, I was here. 346 00:17:46,520 --> 00:17:48,360 I was working. 347 00:17:48,440 --> 00:17:50,760 Dad, customers. 348 00:17:50,840 --> 00:17:53,400 Er, sorry. Just one sec. 349 00:17:56,360 --> 00:17:59,400 There's a lot of red bills around the place. 350 00:17:59,480 --> 00:18:01,200 Doesn't prove anything. 351 00:18:01,280 --> 00:18:03,200 He was right about April's job, though. 352 00:18:03,280 --> 00:18:05,200 She must have made a lot of enemies. 353 00:18:05,280 --> 00:18:06,960 Yes. 354 00:18:07,040 --> 00:18:08,800 We ought to have a look in her office. 355 00:18:08,880 --> 00:18:11,160 Do you think the police have finished in there yet? 356 00:18:16,640 --> 00:18:20,240 Officer, can I go in and have a look inside? 357 00:18:20,320 --> 00:18:22,120 {\an8}Thank you. 358 00:18:39,960 --> 00:18:41,360 Lu. 359 00:18:41,440 --> 00:18:43,600 Lu. Lu-- 360 00:18:57,120 --> 00:18:59,280 Hey, look. 361 00:18:59,360 --> 00:19:01,560 Maybe she was moving house. 362 00:19:01,640 --> 00:19:03,880 Three pound signs. 363 00:19:03,960 --> 00:19:06,000 Someone's got a big budget. 364 00:19:06,080 --> 00:19:10,080 And a secret admirer. Look at this, Frank. 365 00:19:10,160 --> 00:19:13,320 "April, you're a top bird. 366 00:19:13,400 --> 00:19:16,000 Let's start again. Marty." 367 00:19:16,080 --> 00:19:19,320 Oh, you old romantic, Marty. 368 00:19:19,400 --> 00:19:21,480 Oh, you've got something on you. 369 00:19:21,560 --> 00:19:22,920 - Yeah. - No, you have. 370 00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:24,640 Just on there. 371 00:19:24,720 --> 00:19:28,040 Er, get off us, you dirty devil! 372 00:19:28,120 --> 00:19:29,480 What you doing? 373 00:19:29,560 --> 00:19:31,400 Just a bit of oil on the-- 374 00:19:31,480 --> 00:19:33,360 Don't spit on me! 375 00:19:33,440 --> 00:19:36,080 You're not me mam! 376 00:19:36,160 --> 00:19:39,000 - Is it off? - Well, I'm not your mum. 377 00:19:42,080 --> 00:19:46,040 So, there's 34 Martys in the Stratford area 378 00:19:46,120 --> 00:19:48,640 and 750 Martins. 379 00:19:48,720 --> 00:19:51,000 Wow. That narrows it down. 380 00:19:51,080 --> 00:19:52,320 Mm. I wonder if anyone called Marty 381 00:19:52,400 --> 00:19:55,160 works for the newspaper. 382 00:19:55,240 --> 00:19:56,760 Sup, fam. 383 00:19:56,840 --> 00:19:58,360 Well, we might not have found The Swan, 384 00:19:58,440 --> 00:19:59,480 but at least Sebastian's discovered 385 00:19:59,560 --> 00:20:00,680 the fountain of youth. 386 00:20:00,760 --> 00:20:02,200 All in a morning's work. 387 00:20:02,280 --> 00:20:05,320 As was a little impromptu surveillance. 388 00:20:05,400 --> 00:20:07,600 I overheard some youths outside the chippy 389 00:20:07,680 --> 00:20:09,040 talking about the bike riding gang. 390 00:20:09,120 --> 00:20:10,480 Oh, did they know them? 391 00:20:10,560 --> 00:20:12,600 Mm-hmm. And the word on the street 392 00:20:12,680 --> 00:20:15,400 is they're planning a flurry of phone thefts tonight. 393 00:20:15,480 --> 00:20:17,280 Then they'll all meet up 394 00:20:17,360 --> 00:20:19,400 and share spoils at a place called The Pipes. 395 00:20:19,480 --> 00:20:20,680 And The Swan might turn up. 396 00:20:20,760 --> 00:20:22,000 That's what I'm thinking. 397 00:20:22,080 --> 00:20:23,920 Also, they mentioned The Magpie. 398 00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:25,600 Oh, right, so that is actually a thing? 399 00:20:25,680 --> 00:20:28,040 Mm-hmm. But he's not a sidekick. 400 00:20:28,120 --> 00:20:30,080 He's some kind of supervillain. 401 00:20:30,160 --> 00:20:31,680 And he's responsible for our client 402 00:20:31,760 --> 00:20:33,880 losing all those doorstep parcels. 403 00:20:33,960 --> 00:20:36,400 So we're gonna catch The Magpie and The Swan. 404 00:20:36,480 --> 00:20:38,360 One bird, two stones, huh? 405 00:20:38,440 --> 00:20:40,400 - Oh. - Hi, Zak. 406 00:20:40,480 --> 00:20:44,000 Oh, Zak, do you know of a place called The Pipes? 407 00:20:44,080 --> 00:20:46,320 Do you mean the skateboard ramps? 408 00:20:46,400 --> 00:20:47,760 Spent half my childhood there. 409 00:20:47,840 --> 00:20:50,280 Ah. Thank you. 410 00:20:50,360 --> 00:20:52,000 Right. We've got to make sure we're ready 411 00:20:52,080 --> 00:20:53,560 if The Swan turns up. 412 00:20:53,640 --> 00:20:56,720 Which is why I took the liberty of buying this. 413 00:20:56,800 --> 00:20:58,800 It's a tracker. 414 00:20:58,880 --> 00:21:01,200 Wasn't the cheapest, but you get what you pay for. 415 00:21:01,280 --> 00:21:04,040 You do. It's coming out of your wages. 416 00:21:24,920 --> 00:21:28,280 Frank, see the one monochrome one? I bet that's The Magpie. 417 00:21:28,360 --> 00:21:31,160 What'd you get? Let's see what you got. 418 00:21:38,560 --> 00:21:40,440 Hey, look. 419 00:21:42,520 --> 00:21:45,120 Go on, grab him! Get him off the bike now! 420 00:21:45,200 --> 00:21:47,200 - Oh. - Down, down. 421 00:21:47,280 --> 00:21:49,240 That's it, yeah. 422 00:21:52,440 --> 00:21:55,240 Oh, Frank, we should go and help him! 423 00:21:59,640 --> 00:22:01,600 Wait, wait, look. 424 00:22:04,760 --> 00:22:08,240 - Get out! Go! - That's it, yeah! 425 00:22:08,320 --> 00:22:10,200 Oh. 426 00:22:10,280 --> 00:22:12,480 Good lad, Sebastian! 427 00:22:13,840 --> 00:22:16,360 It's not worth it. Let him go. Let him go. 428 00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:23,840 Ooh, that was like watching one of those wildlife documentaries. 429 00:22:23,920 --> 00:22:25,960 Look. 430 00:22:26,040 --> 00:22:28,040 Good work, Seb. 431 00:22:32,160 --> 00:22:35,040 No. No-- 432 00:22:35,120 --> 00:22:37,240 Up here. 433 00:22:41,040 --> 00:22:43,360 Well, this can't be right. 434 00:22:48,640 --> 00:22:50,640 Hang on. 435 00:22:55,720 --> 00:22:56,920 So where is he, then? 436 00:22:57,000 --> 00:22:59,840 And where are we? 437 00:22:59,920 --> 00:23:03,560 We're right next to our warmest, comfiest nest. 438 00:23:03,640 --> 00:23:06,000 And I know who The Swan is. 439 00:23:17,160 --> 00:23:19,920 Are you okay? 440 00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:23,200 You can, er-- You can take the mask off now. 441 00:23:27,760 --> 00:23:31,120 - Zak. - How did you find me? 442 00:23:31,200 --> 00:23:34,400 You'll tell everybody it's me now, won't you? 443 00:23:34,480 --> 00:23:37,720 I should never have started this stupid, stupid thing. 444 00:23:37,800 --> 00:23:42,440 Hey, on the bright side, that is a spectacular costume. 445 00:23:42,520 --> 00:23:44,640 Where did you get it? 446 00:23:44,720 --> 00:23:47,200 Zero to hero dot com. 447 00:23:47,280 --> 00:23:48,680 Well, you look great. 448 00:23:48,760 --> 00:23:51,480 I don't do this for fun. 449 00:23:51,560 --> 00:23:53,240 I got mugged. 450 00:23:53,320 --> 00:23:56,200 A few months ago, on my way home from college, 451 00:23:56,280 --> 00:23:59,480 those kids, they chucked all my sketchbooks in the river. 452 00:23:59,560 --> 00:24:01,720 And the police did nothing. 453 00:24:01,800 --> 00:24:03,920 And then it happened to other people in the exact same spot. 454 00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:08,080 I mean, somebody had to do something. 455 00:24:08,160 --> 00:24:10,400 How would you know where the trouble is going to be? 456 00:24:10,480 --> 00:24:12,240 I patrol. 457 00:24:12,320 --> 00:24:14,640 I hear stuff at the pub, 458 00:24:14,720 --> 00:24:17,200 And the other day, on your phone-- 459 00:24:17,280 --> 00:24:21,520 You heard April saying that she knew your true identity. 460 00:24:21,600 --> 00:24:24,960 I went to her office. She was already dead. 461 00:24:25,040 --> 00:24:26,840 But I knew what it would look like, 462 00:24:26,920 --> 00:24:30,120 so when I heard you coming, I ran. 463 00:24:30,200 --> 00:24:32,680 You do need to go to the police. 464 00:24:32,760 --> 00:24:33,920 They're looking for you. 465 00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:35,160 But I didn't kill her. 466 00:24:35,240 --> 00:24:37,200 I swear on Dad's life. 467 00:24:37,280 --> 00:24:40,040 I just wanted to know if she was really onto me. 468 00:24:40,120 --> 00:24:42,080 You just need to tell them that, 469 00:24:42,160 --> 00:24:44,920 and then they can eliminate you from the enquiries. 470 00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:48,960 It'll give them a chance to find the truth. 471 00:24:53,200 --> 00:24:57,960 Zak? Comic Timing Zak? I want to see him. 472 00:24:58,040 --> 00:25:00,680 - He's in the police station. - What? 473 00:25:00,760 --> 00:25:04,880 Yes, and a little uniformed birdie tells me now in a cell. 474 00:25:04,960 --> 00:25:07,040 Keeler's arrested him for the murder. 475 00:25:07,120 --> 00:25:08,880 Zak wouldn't murder anyone. 476 00:25:08,960 --> 00:25:11,040 And after all he's done for this town. 477 00:25:11,120 --> 00:25:12,720 You need to find out who actually did it. 478 00:25:12,800 --> 00:25:14,040 Look, Thea-- 479 00:25:14,120 --> 00:25:15,800 No, look, I can pay you. 480 00:25:15,880 --> 00:25:18,840 Not just the reward, I'll hire you. 481 00:25:18,920 --> 00:25:22,880 My dad's loaded, and he'll always support a good cause. 482 00:25:22,960 --> 00:25:26,240 Sorry. Erm, just out of interest, 483 00:25:26,320 --> 00:25:28,120 what is that? 484 00:25:28,200 --> 00:25:30,400 Oh, it's just fanfic. I write fan fiction. 485 00:25:30,480 --> 00:25:34,440 Mm-hmm. About The Swan? 486 00:25:34,520 --> 00:25:37,200 Let's try and help Zak, shall we? 487 00:25:37,280 --> 00:25:38,960 Last time we were in here, 488 00:25:39,040 --> 00:25:40,760 it seemed like you already knew April. 489 00:25:40,840 --> 00:25:42,480 Is that right? 490 00:25:42,560 --> 00:25:44,560 Sort of. Just a regular customer. 491 00:25:44,640 --> 00:25:46,600 She ever say anything about her boyfriends? 492 00:25:46,680 --> 00:25:48,520 Erm, someone called Marty? 493 00:25:48,600 --> 00:25:50,920 - Marty? No. - Are you sure? 494 00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:53,760 'Cos we found this in her office. 495 00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:58,960 That's not Marty. It's Morty. 496 00:25:59,040 --> 00:26:00,920 Morty? Not Marty? 497 00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:02,440 Who's Morty? 498 00:26:02,520 --> 00:26:05,080 Mortimer. He's a delivery driver. 499 00:26:05,160 --> 00:26:06,800 His company's called Knock and Deliver. 500 00:26:06,880 --> 00:26:09,040 All of the shops 'round here use him. 501 00:26:09,120 --> 00:26:11,280 Right. We need to speak to him. 502 00:26:11,360 --> 00:26:14,320 And I know exactly how we can find him. 503 00:26:16,800 --> 00:26:18,160 Just, I've got one more. 504 00:26:18,240 --> 00:26:20,720 Oh, you're so strong. 505 00:26:20,800 --> 00:26:22,920 Hey. I, er, saw you guys are P.I.s. 506 00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:24,440 Yeah. 507 00:26:24,520 --> 00:26:26,120 Never realised you'd need so many-- 508 00:26:26,200 --> 00:26:29,600 Disguises. Yeah, no, erm, we do a lot of undercover work, 509 00:26:29,680 --> 00:26:31,760 actually. Got quite a bit on at the moment, so. 510 00:26:31,840 --> 00:26:33,880 Lu-- 511 00:26:35,640 --> 00:26:37,120 Oh, not with these. 512 00:26:37,200 --> 00:26:40,280 I'll grab the last one. 513 00:26:40,360 --> 00:26:42,200 I told you to order three pairs. 514 00:26:42,280 --> 00:26:45,400 Yeah, probably added an extra zero or two by accident. 515 00:26:45,480 --> 00:26:47,160 Sorry, I was in a rush. 516 00:26:47,240 --> 00:26:49,400 Right, that's the last one. 517 00:26:49,480 --> 00:26:54,160 Can I trouble you for, erm, just-- 518 00:26:54,240 --> 00:26:56,960 Alright. 519 00:26:57,040 --> 00:26:59,880 Do you want my landline or my mobile? 520 00:26:59,960 --> 00:27:03,480 Oh, no, er, a signature, for the parcels? 521 00:27:03,560 --> 00:27:05,160 Yeah! Obviously. 522 00:27:05,240 --> 00:27:07,400 Yeah, obviously, there's my mobile signature. 523 00:27:07,480 --> 00:27:09,400 - Yeah. Yeah. - There. 524 00:27:09,480 --> 00:27:12,120 Can I trouble you to ask you a few questions? 525 00:27:12,200 --> 00:27:16,520 Did you ever have a relationship with April le Fer? 526 00:27:16,600 --> 00:27:18,400 What is this? 527 00:27:18,480 --> 00:27:20,240 Nothing. We just want to know the truth. 528 00:27:20,320 --> 00:27:22,640 Find out what happened. I'm sure you feel the same. 529 00:27:24,520 --> 00:27:26,120 Okay. Alright. 530 00:27:26,200 --> 00:27:29,880 Six months ago, we went out for like a month, 531 00:27:29,960 --> 00:27:32,000 and then she just called it quits. 532 00:27:32,080 --> 00:27:35,200 I wanted her back. I sent her gifts and everything. 533 00:27:35,280 --> 00:27:37,800 Yeah, but when you bumped into her in the comic shop, 534 00:27:37,880 --> 00:27:40,400 she didn't even want to talk to you. 535 00:27:40,480 --> 00:27:42,840 And I might have tried harder if I'd known. 536 00:27:42,920 --> 00:27:45,400 That it was the last time you were going to see her. 537 00:27:45,480 --> 00:27:49,000 Must have made you angry, you know, when she rejected you. 538 00:27:49,080 --> 00:27:50,360 Not angry enough to murder her, 539 00:27:50,440 --> 00:27:52,280 if that's what you mean. 540 00:27:52,360 --> 00:27:57,000 Look. Tuesdays at six, I'm at the church youth group. 541 00:27:57,080 --> 00:28:00,120 I'm a volunteer leader. You can ask the kids. 542 00:28:00,200 --> 00:28:03,120 I never miss a week. 543 00:28:03,200 --> 00:28:05,280 Look, that's my warehouse calling. 544 00:28:05,360 --> 00:28:07,800 I've got deliveries. 545 00:28:07,880 --> 00:28:10,360 - Good luck, yeah? - Yeah, sorry. 546 00:28:10,440 --> 00:28:12,440 Sorry. 547 00:28:20,480 --> 00:28:24,360 Oh. 548 00:28:24,440 --> 00:28:27,120 Oh. 549 00:28:27,200 --> 00:28:29,960 Captivating. Five stars. 550 00:28:30,040 --> 00:28:31,240 You promised not to take the mick. 551 00:28:31,320 --> 00:28:33,120 Well, I'm not. 552 00:28:33,200 --> 00:28:35,120 Obviously, this wouldn't be my usual thing, 553 00:28:35,200 --> 00:28:38,240 but it's, erm, quite the feather ruffler. 554 00:28:38,320 --> 00:28:40,320 You should show Zak. 555 00:28:40,400 --> 00:28:41,720 - Do you think? - Mm-hmm. 556 00:28:41,800 --> 00:28:43,400 I'm just a waitress, and he's, like, 557 00:28:43,480 --> 00:28:47,160 this super kind, super hot actual hero. 558 00:28:47,240 --> 00:28:49,600 And he might be super flattered. 559 00:28:52,040 --> 00:28:53,800 It's Vernon. Zak's out. 560 00:28:53,880 --> 00:28:56,240 I have to find out what happened. 561 00:28:56,320 --> 00:28:59,600 Oh. My son. The Swan. 562 00:28:59,680 --> 00:29:02,080 You could have knocked me down with a feather. 563 00:29:02,160 --> 00:29:05,320 Zak, did they charge you? 564 00:29:05,400 --> 00:29:07,200 Insufficient evidence. 565 00:29:07,280 --> 00:29:09,120 Hi, Thea. 566 00:29:09,200 --> 00:29:11,520 Did they say what evidence they do have? 567 00:29:11,600 --> 00:29:14,040 Oh, it was one of the muggers that did it, I'm sure. 568 00:29:14,120 --> 00:29:15,600 Zak said they've been going crazy. 569 00:29:15,680 --> 00:29:17,240 I heard people at the station saying 570 00:29:17,320 --> 00:29:19,440 that the bike gang have stepped things up. 571 00:29:19,520 --> 00:29:20,960 Does the whole town hate me? 572 00:29:21,040 --> 00:29:22,720 What? Why? 573 00:29:22,800 --> 00:29:25,560 I got arrested just before everybody needed me, 574 00:29:25,640 --> 00:29:28,000 and I couldn't help poor April. 575 00:29:28,080 --> 00:29:29,320 Nobody hates you, 576 00:29:29,400 --> 00:29:33,760 as you'll see at our special event. 577 00:29:33,840 --> 00:29:35,760 "Meet The Swan"? Dad, no. 578 00:29:35,840 --> 00:29:37,680 The police have said no more hero stuff. 579 00:29:37,760 --> 00:29:40,200 But it'd be great for your self-esteem. And business. 580 00:29:42,600 --> 00:29:44,240 Alright, Vern. 581 00:29:44,320 --> 00:29:47,840 Two for you and one for Swan-boi. 582 00:29:47,920 --> 00:29:49,240 Me? 583 00:29:49,320 --> 00:29:52,880 From a fan, surely. Open it. 584 00:29:52,960 --> 00:29:56,320 "Stratford's my town now. From The Magpie." 585 00:29:56,400 --> 00:29:58,000 Oh, wait. No. Stop! 586 00:30:04,520 --> 00:30:08,920 We're missing something. Or someone. 587 00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:10,880 Another story she was writing? 588 00:30:10,960 --> 00:30:13,120 What about that Post-It note that was on her computer? 589 00:30:13,200 --> 00:30:16,920 What did that say? Was it Towton Properties? 590 00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:19,800 - You looking it up? - Mm-hmm. 591 00:30:19,880 --> 00:30:22,360 Nah. It's a company all the way up north. 592 00:30:22,440 --> 00:30:26,280 Why would a journalist from here be digging up dirt on them? 593 00:30:26,360 --> 00:30:30,840 It's flour. The Magpie is a thief and a practical joker. 594 00:30:32,760 --> 00:30:35,320 Oh, no. There's another Towton Properties 595 00:30:35,400 --> 00:30:37,960 in Stratford upon Avon. 596 00:30:41,120 --> 00:30:43,960 And it's owned by Thea's dad. 597 00:30:44,040 --> 00:30:46,360 So maybe those pound signs weren't about her moving budget 598 00:30:46,440 --> 00:30:48,840 but about their company finances? 599 00:30:48,920 --> 00:30:53,720 So April was investigating Thea's family business? 600 00:30:53,800 --> 00:30:55,800 Looks like it. 601 00:31:03,040 --> 00:31:06,360 Mate, this is incredible. 602 00:31:06,440 --> 00:31:08,320 I can just picture it in panels. 603 00:31:08,400 --> 00:31:09,920 - Yeah? - Totally. 604 00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:12,080 I was thinking a big splash page 605 00:31:12,160 --> 00:31:14,440 where The Swan fights The Magpie. 606 00:31:14,520 --> 00:31:18,080 Totally! Like blam! Thwak! 607 00:31:18,160 --> 00:31:19,840 Oh. I can get them. 608 00:31:19,920 --> 00:31:21,880 - I'm so clumsy. - It's fine. 609 00:31:21,960 --> 00:31:24,520 - I'm the idiot. - No, 610 00:31:24,600 --> 00:31:26,120 you've never been. You're-- 611 00:31:26,200 --> 00:31:29,680 Hello? Oh. Sorry. Sorry to interrupt. 612 00:31:29,760 --> 00:31:33,080 I just, erm-- Could we have a quick word, Thea? 613 00:31:33,160 --> 00:31:34,800 I should suit up. 614 00:31:34,880 --> 00:31:37,160 Dad's paranoid somebody's going to pinch his Pykronite. 615 00:31:37,240 --> 00:31:38,960 There's probably some Welkin-Gods. 616 00:31:39,040 --> 00:31:41,240 Purple's their colour. 617 00:31:43,360 --> 00:31:45,360 - What's up? - Well, erm, 618 00:31:45,440 --> 00:31:47,360 we were wondering if you knew 619 00:31:47,440 --> 00:31:49,320 that April was investigating your dad. 620 00:31:49,400 --> 00:31:52,960 Oh, yeah. So what? 621 00:31:53,040 --> 00:31:54,600 Does that make me a suspect? 622 00:31:54,680 --> 00:31:57,000 I never would have murdered her over that, 623 00:31:57,080 --> 00:31:58,920 although I was annoyed she'd got my number. 624 00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:00,960 She rang you? What for? 625 00:32:01,040 --> 00:32:03,160 My dad's company made this big corporate donation 626 00:32:03,240 --> 00:32:05,520 to Vernon's fundraising when he won that marathon. 627 00:32:05,600 --> 00:32:08,440 But the charity told April that they never got the money. 628 00:32:08,520 --> 00:32:11,480 She wanted me to ask my dad if he'd actually paid it, 629 00:32:11,560 --> 00:32:13,280 as if he was some sort of swindler. 630 00:32:13,360 --> 00:32:16,040 Ladies and gentle nerds! Hello! 631 00:32:16,120 --> 00:32:18,600 It's time. Come on. 632 00:32:18,680 --> 00:32:20,320 Thank you for coming, everyone, 633 00:32:20,400 --> 00:32:23,080 er, to meet a true local hero. 634 00:32:23,160 --> 00:32:25,560 We're very proud of him and everything he's done. 635 00:32:25,640 --> 00:32:27,800 Please welcome Zak, AKA The Swan! 636 00:32:42,240 --> 00:32:44,160 That-- That purple stuff. 637 00:32:44,240 --> 00:32:45,880 - Pykronite? - Yeah, Zak said 638 00:32:45,960 --> 00:32:47,240 his dad had some? 639 00:32:47,320 --> 00:32:50,240 It's a film prop from the actual '80s movie. 640 00:32:50,320 --> 00:32:52,520 They only made three of them, and one of them's here. 641 00:32:52,600 --> 00:32:54,400 - Wow. - I know, right? 642 00:32:54,480 --> 00:32:56,000 Vern hardly ever puts it out on display 643 00:32:56,080 --> 00:32:57,840 because it's worth like thousands. 644 00:32:57,920 --> 00:32:59,520 But Zak made him get it out today. 645 00:32:59,600 --> 00:33:02,160 Where is it? 646 00:33:02,240 --> 00:33:04,480 Why are you geeking out over Pykronite? 647 00:33:04,560 --> 00:33:06,080 Next to April's body, 648 00:33:06,160 --> 00:33:07,440 there were little bits of purple crystal. 649 00:33:07,520 --> 00:33:09,400 What, murder weapon? 650 00:33:11,800 --> 00:33:15,040 Over here. It's beautiful, isn't it? 651 00:33:15,120 --> 00:33:16,360 Wow. 652 00:33:16,440 --> 00:33:18,400 Hey, Vern! 653 00:33:18,480 --> 00:33:20,960 you've got two budding Wednesday Warriors here. 654 00:33:21,040 --> 00:33:23,280 Show them the crystal. 655 00:33:23,360 --> 00:33:25,720 Oh, I'm sure they're not interested. 656 00:33:25,800 --> 00:33:28,880 No, we really are. 657 00:33:28,960 --> 00:33:31,000 Okay. Erm, well, it is stunning. 658 00:33:31,080 --> 00:33:32,760 It's quite a customer magnet. 659 00:33:32,840 --> 00:33:34,360 Do you mind if we, erm-- 660 00:33:34,440 --> 00:33:35,640 Well, I'd rather not, because it's-- 661 00:33:35,720 --> 00:33:37,960 - Show them. - Come on. 662 00:33:46,760 --> 00:33:48,600 There you go. So Thea says 663 00:33:48,680 --> 00:33:51,320 you can almost feel the force coming off it. 664 00:33:51,400 --> 00:33:53,400 Who broke it? 665 00:33:55,640 --> 00:33:57,880 I'm just a clumsy cleaner, that's all. 666 00:33:57,960 --> 00:34:00,160 So if the police were to check this crystal 667 00:34:00,240 --> 00:34:03,000 for traces of April's blood, would they find any? 668 00:34:03,080 --> 00:34:05,200 Of course not. 669 00:34:05,280 --> 00:34:07,600 Thea's right, though. I should probably take better care of it. 670 00:34:07,680 --> 00:34:09,320 April was onto you, wasn't she? 671 00:34:09,400 --> 00:34:11,680 You kept all the marathon money you raised. 672 00:34:11,760 --> 00:34:13,240 You received the donations, 673 00:34:13,320 --> 00:34:14,800 but you just didn't pass them on to the charity. 674 00:34:14,880 --> 00:34:16,840 Yeah, the shop was struggling. 675 00:34:16,920 --> 00:34:19,600 You needed the cash, and April had found out you were a thief. 676 00:34:19,680 --> 00:34:21,560 I'm not! 677 00:34:21,640 --> 00:34:23,480 I always intended to send that money. 678 00:34:23,560 --> 00:34:24,760 Yeah, that's not how April would have written it, 679 00:34:24,840 --> 00:34:26,480 though, is it? 680 00:34:26,560 --> 00:34:28,240 When the police search that laptop, 681 00:34:28,320 --> 00:34:30,400 they're going to find an article about you. 682 00:34:32,400 --> 00:34:34,200 She just wouldn't listen. 683 00:34:34,280 --> 00:34:35,960 So what happened? 684 00:34:36,040 --> 00:34:39,080 Well, she rang after she'd been here, 685 00:34:39,160 --> 00:34:41,040 and she was demanding, like, I tell her who The Swan was, 686 00:34:41,120 --> 00:34:42,920 but I had no idea. 687 00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:44,920 B-But she said if I didn't give her a name, then-- 688 00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:47,560 then she'd publish that horrible story. 689 00:34:47,640 --> 00:34:49,160 So I went to see her. 690 00:34:49,240 --> 00:34:50,520 With the crystal? 691 00:34:50,600 --> 00:34:52,600 I didn't have any money to bribe her. 692 00:34:52,680 --> 00:34:55,200 What even is that? 693 00:34:55,280 --> 00:34:59,280 I don't want your pathetic geek toys. 694 00:34:59,360 --> 00:35:01,360 It's worth 20 grand. 695 00:35:01,440 --> 00:35:04,080 I-I've even got the certificate of authentication. 696 00:35:04,160 --> 00:35:06,800 Yeah, as much as I'd love to hear more, 697 00:35:06,880 --> 00:35:09,000 I've got a story to deliver. 698 00:35:09,080 --> 00:35:10,560 And if it can't be The Swan scoop, 699 00:35:10,640 --> 00:35:14,640 it'll have to be this juicy tale. 700 00:35:14,720 --> 00:35:18,560 "Local hero in charity theft shame." 701 00:35:18,640 --> 00:35:23,240 And I'll CC in Arden Constabulary. 702 00:35:30,320 --> 00:35:32,800 What about all those other thefts? 703 00:35:32,880 --> 00:35:34,920 Did April know you were The Magpie? 704 00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:37,560 - What? No, I'm-- - Oh, come on. 705 00:35:37,640 --> 00:35:39,760 You needed the money. I get it. 706 00:35:39,840 --> 00:35:42,360 The shop was a perfect front for you to launder the proceeds. 707 00:35:42,440 --> 00:35:45,320 And you knew all the kids. They were in here all the time. 708 00:35:45,400 --> 00:35:47,240 What? So-- So I'm the only person 709 00:35:47,320 --> 00:35:49,200 that talks to teens in Stratford? 710 00:35:49,280 --> 00:35:51,120 I'm-- No. 711 00:35:51,200 --> 00:35:52,880 I mean, look, you've got to understand, right? 712 00:35:52,960 --> 00:35:55,480 I never, ever meant to hurt her. 713 00:35:55,560 --> 00:35:57,400 Hurt who? 714 00:36:00,360 --> 00:36:02,600 Y-You? 715 00:36:02,680 --> 00:36:05,120 Son, I-I did it to protect this place, 716 00:36:05,200 --> 00:36:07,720 o-our shop. I'm s-- I'm sorry. 717 00:36:21,800 --> 00:36:24,600 Keep dusting the collectables. I'll see you soon. 718 00:36:24,680 --> 00:36:26,120 Come on then, Mr. Magpie. 719 00:36:26,200 --> 00:36:29,360 I've told you, that's not me. 720 00:36:29,440 --> 00:36:32,080 Funny how some murderers really don't like being called thieves. 721 00:36:34,040 --> 00:36:37,000 Do you think we should stay with Zak? 722 00:36:37,080 --> 00:36:39,720 Hopefully he'll be alright for now. 723 00:36:39,800 --> 00:36:42,200 And Marty's got the youth club kids sorted. 724 00:36:42,280 --> 00:36:44,400 He's great with them, isn't he? They love him. 725 00:36:46,960 --> 00:36:49,360 They certainly do. 726 00:36:49,440 --> 00:36:53,080 Yes... erm... 727 00:36:53,160 --> 00:36:54,840 Oh, isn't that the watch that-- 728 00:36:54,920 --> 00:36:57,720 - Our client got nicked-- - By The Magpie. Yeah. 729 00:36:59,200 --> 00:37:01,200 Just act casual, guys. 730 00:37:01,280 --> 00:37:04,000 And, er, where's Keeler? 731 00:37:04,080 --> 00:37:05,280 Oh, he's gone. 732 00:37:05,360 --> 00:37:07,720 So's Morty. 733 00:37:07,800 --> 00:37:09,680 - I'll ring Keeler. - What's happening? 734 00:37:09,760 --> 00:37:12,600 - Marty's The Magpie. - What? But-- 735 00:37:12,680 --> 00:37:14,840 Go on. They need you. 736 00:37:24,800 --> 00:37:28,520 - No! - Sorry, chicks. Gotta fly! 737 00:37:28,600 --> 00:37:31,800 - He's nicked my scooter. - We've lost him. 738 00:37:31,880 --> 00:37:34,800 Hang on. Is your tracker still on the back of it? 739 00:37:34,880 --> 00:37:38,360 - Great idea, Zak. - To the Lu-Mobile! 740 00:37:38,440 --> 00:37:40,600 It's a car, not a mobile toilet. 741 00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:53,880 He's definitely in here. 742 00:37:53,960 --> 00:37:57,280 Shall we split up? I'll go to the office. 743 00:37:57,360 --> 00:38:00,360 Zak, you go that way. Er, no, er, that way. 744 00:38:00,440 --> 00:38:02,760 Yeah, go that way, yes. 745 00:38:54,400 --> 00:38:58,960 Ah, don't tell me. We're locked in. 746 00:39:27,880 --> 00:39:29,880 So what do we do now? 747 00:39:29,960 --> 00:39:32,200 Zak. Where's Zak? 748 00:39:36,480 --> 00:39:38,000 Zak. Zak! 749 00:39:38,080 --> 00:39:39,560 Zak! 750 00:39:42,600 --> 00:39:45,120 Zak! We're locked in! 751 00:39:45,200 --> 00:39:46,720 Zak. 752 00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:55,480 I thought we were friends, Morty. 753 00:39:55,560 --> 00:39:56,960 How could you? 754 00:39:57,040 --> 00:40:01,120 Friends? You haven't got any friends, Zak. 755 00:40:09,080 --> 00:40:11,080 Oh. 756 00:40:14,560 --> 00:40:17,840 Oh, you're scared? 757 00:40:17,920 --> 00:40:20,440 Like when my boys took your sketchbooks. 758 00:40:23,040 --> 00:40:25,520 They said you were too chicken to even fight back! 759 00:40:28,680 --> 00:40:30,720 Come on, Zak. 760 00:40:40,800 --> 00:40:42,800 Yes. 761 00:40:44,520 --> 00:40:47,080 Yes. Well done. 762 00:40:48,800 --> 00:40:51,080 - Let us out. - Can you let us in? We can't-- 763 00:40:58,040 --> 00:40:59,400 Thank you. 764 00:40:59,480 --> 00:41:01,320 Great news. 765 00:41:01,400 --> 00:41:05,440 The police have found all the parcels our clients had nicked. 766 00:41:05,520 --> 00:41:07,360 So they're our client again, are they? 767 00:41:07,440 --> 00:41:11,880 Ye, since they agreed to pay up every penny for the job. 768 00:41:11,960 --> 00:41:13,920 We have visitors. 769 00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:17,360 Oh. Hi, there. Hello, Zak. 770 00:41:17,440 --> 00:41:19,280 How you doing? 771 00:41:19,360 --> 00:41:21,720 I'm not exactly super, but I'm okay. 772 00:41:21,800 --> 00:41:23,680 And have you visited your dad? 773 00:41:23,760 --> 00:41:25,680 He just keeps saying he's sorry. 774 00:41:25,760 --> 00:41:27,280 I believe him. 775 00:41:27,360 --> 00:41:29,880 And what about the shop? Are you going to take it over? 776 00:41:29,960 --> 00:41:32,600 Well, we might not actually have time. 777 00:41:32,680 --> 00:41:34,880 We're working on a graphic novel together. 778 00:41:34,960 --> 00:41:37,680 Story by Thea, artwork by me. 779 00:41:37,760 --> 00:41:39,320 A publisher's read it. 780 00:41:39,400 --> 00:41:40,840 - Brilliant. - That's amazing. 781 00:41:40,920 --> 00:41:42,120 I think you'll make a great team. 782 00:41:42,200 --> 00:41:43,680 Oh, thank you. 783 00:41:43,760 --> 00:41:46,200 We actually came by to give you a thank you gift. 784 00:41:46,280 --> 00:41:49,960 Here's an original Zak McMorris. 785 00:41:50,040 --> 00:41:53,240 - Oh, wow. - Oh, I love it! 786 00:41:53,320 --> 00:41:54,720 Lu's hair is a thing of wonder. 787 00:41:54,800 --> 00:41:56,560 As in real life. 788 00:41:56,640 --> 00:41:58,480 And, Frank, your pecs are magnificent. 789 00:41:58,560 --> 00:42:00,440 Yeah, as in real life. 790 00:42:00,520 --> 00:42:01,800 Look at the size of your-- 791 00:42:01,880 --> 00:42:05,160 As in real life. Aren't we quite the super squad? 792 00:42:05,240 --> 00:42:06,840 We are. 793 00:42:06,920 --> 00:42:07,960 And you know what a super squad needs? 794 00:42:08,040 --> 00:42:10,240 Huh? A catchphrase. 795 00:42:10,320 --> 00:42:12,680 Something like, "We fight for truth!" 796 00:42:12,760 --> 00:42:14,040 "For honour!" 797 00:42:14,120 --> 00:42:17,760 "And for cake!" 798 00:42:17,840 --> 00:42:20,120 What? You'd totally fight for cake. 799 00:42:20,200 --> 00:42:21,960 - No. You're right. I would. - You would. Yeah. 800 00:42:22,040 --> 00:42:24,280 - We fight for truth! - For honour! 801 00:42:24,360 --> 00:42:25,560 And for cake! 802 00:42:25,640 --> 00:42:27,240 {\an8}- Whoo! - Whoo!